Is Randall Harris Really Chuck Norris ?

Well I just thought it was funny how many Randall Harris threads there are so I thought I'd make just 1 more

Hahahahaha Yeah give the guy a break already!

Know wonder he took a break from boarding lol. I mean there is actually a thread where dudes are looking at his tats and are seeing Boobs! Thats just scary.

Yeah dude for real I've been keeping up with em just to figure out which guys are going to start stalking him

And the girls that get pissed that guys are stalking him lol

hee hee no $h|t

lol i thought it was funny....i love when people talk ••••••• the internet

Chuck Norris is tough, but there's no way he can land in the flats like Randall. His knees are too old for that shiat.

lol i SWEAR i saw Norris in Hooters here in omaha nebraska the other day

Well I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris can be in multiple places at the same time . . . . Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits

that is true, very true

Chuck Norris has a tat on his low back the looks like a$$ cleavage........

I didn't think Chuck could get tats...I heard that the ink couldn't penetrate his skin?

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down

Much like Chuck Norris, Randall Harris doesn't leave messages, he leaves warnings.

Chuck Norris jokes never get old

Randall Norris doesn't dodge bullits, bullits dodge Randall Norris

When Randall Harris gets in for a set, he doesn't get wet;

The water gets Randall Harris

Chuck Harris' tears cure cancer, to bad he has never cried.

When Randall Harris is done wakeboarding, he doesn't drop the handle, he pulls the boat to a stop.

In order for Randall Harris to shave, he has to round house kick himself in the face, cause only Randall Harris is hard enough to cut Randall Harris

Chuck Norris is pissed because he can't poke out his BS 3

You know what is funny, my old room mate has slept over at Chuck Norris' house. His dad knows Chuck's accountant and they invited his whole family over one weekend. My roommates little brother broke one of their 4 wheelers, and Chuck said 'dont worry about it'. Also, last weekend, they went over to his house because Chuck was having some banquet at his house and my roommate's dad was speaking at it.

If we're going to throw down Chuck sightings, I have to mention that I sat next to him and his wife/girlfriend at the Magic Castle in Hollywood back around 1991 or so. I feel special because I didn't get a roundhouse kick to the face!

actually i think chuck norris is randalls uncle!





p.s. tackleberry, i laughed about the pulling the boat to a stop for about 10 min!

I've seen Chuck Norris wakeboard, and he always has glass cause the wake is afraid, so it flattens out just as he is ready to hit it.

Randall lost his virginity before his dad...and he CAN judge a book by its cover

When the boogie man goes to bed every night, he checks his closet for chuck norris.

Once upon a time, Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called the Islands.

haha this thread made my day

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because the act of "hunting" implies a possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Definitely my fav.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Randall Harris Counted To Infinity Twice!

Randall Harris once ate an entire watermelon, including the seeds, then grew an entire watermelon patch in his stomach which fed eleven families for six weeks.

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Randall Harris, because randall killed that man.

Randall Harris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops

Randall Harris can get Blackjack with just one card.

When Randall Harris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap The Vandall.

and my personal favorite; There is no Control button on Randall Harris' computer. Randall Harris is always in control.

I think I just pee'd a little

when god said "let there be light" chuck norris said "say please"

chuck norris could eat a tree and some nails in the morning and poop a log cabin before sundown.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he recognizes is surprise

There is no theory of evolution; just a list of creatures Chuck has allowed to live

Leading hand sanitizers claim they kill 99.9% of bacteria. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the f--- he wants

The Vandall doesn't sleep - he waits.

"Leading hand sanitizers claim they kill 99.9% of bacteria. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the f--- he wants"

Definitely my favorite!!!!

Chuck Norris doesnt wear condoms, because there is no such thing as protection from chuck norris.

the Vandall can win a game of connect 4...in 3 moves

the Vandall doesnt read books. he merely stares the book down until it surrenders the information

Chuck Norris can solve a Rubiks with one move.... the death stare.

I'm sure everyone knows about this but I'll post it anyway just in case.

One of the greatest sites ever:

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

I think we need a "vandallfacts.com"

That's not a bad idea! Maybe we should to a contest and come up with the top 10 Randall facts. I think Frew's fact about him stopping the boat would be a definite qualifier. What do you think?

Yes do it

Randall Harris is so intimidating that tattoo artists have a hard time spelling correctly in his presence.

(Message edited by eubanks01 on January 28, 2008)

Randall Harris rides so far out he hits wakes from the previous day.

Randall Harris rode doubles... by himself.

haha

Not mine but heard on a previous thread like this... The vandal doesn't use ballast, he stares at the boat and it sinks in fear. The only reason all of Randal Harris's tricks are 75 ft into the flats is because the law of gravity doesn't apply to him. He tells gravity when and when not to pull him down.

When Randall Harris does an ollie, he isn't popping himself up, he's pushing the earth down.

The meteor strike in Deep Impact wasn't special effects. It was merely a video of Randall Harris landing a 360 w/ a tail grab.


That was bad... Oh well...

When the government found the weapons of mass destruction....... they found chuck norris and randall harris!

John, dont forget... Randall Harris drives chase boat, for himself.

when randall harris wakeboards, he doesnt get pulled by the boat. randall harris pulls the boat.

randall harris doesnt grab, he also commands his board to come up into his hand.

When Randall Harris falls, he hurts the water . . . Lucky for the water, Randall Harris never falls.

Rusty Malinoski wears Randall Harris jammies to bed...

^aha

Damn! Nice one.

Randy Harris has never actually spun a trick. It is the Earth and everyone else that is spinning around him.

Randy Harris's upcoming instructional dvd releases: Expulsion and Heavenly Education.

Randall doesnt teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them.

waaaaay too many people copying chuck norris jokes and changing them to randall harris jokes.

Some people piss there name in the snow, Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.

God didnt part the red sea, Randall did charging the wake.

Here's some originals I submitted to the contest.

Randall Harris didn’t actually leave wakeboarding for 2 years, that’s just how long it took him to come down from a double up.

Randall Harris didn’t actually leave wakeboarding, a Harris 720 caused the earth to rotate 2 full years without him.

The only reason Randall Harris wears bindings is so his board doesnt run away from him.

asia never got hit by a tsunami. it was just randall harris throwing a big slash

everyone uses the "no gravity code" in video games. randall harris is the only person that knows the "no gravity code" in real life

Here are the one I entered:

When Randall Harris wakeboards, the boat is not pulling him, it'strying to get away.

When Randall Harris is wakeboarding the boat doesn't have to drive a double up, he simply commands the water to create the rollers.

Randall Harris didn't get tattoos he is growing armor.

Randall Harris doesn't hit the wake on his wakeboard he scares the board into lifting him.

Randall Harris uses spectra line as dental floss.

Randall Harris doesn't ride for Gator boards, Gator boards rides for him.

Randall Harris didn't take 777 days off from wakeboarding, he spent 777 days hunting and killing Chuck Norris.

(I Stole this one I admit it) Gieko saved 15% by switching to Randall Harris

Randall Harris was the first person to wakeboard on mars.

Randall Harris is the only person who can wakeboard on frozen lakes.

Randall Harris wears 2 knee braces not to protect his knees but to protect the knee braces.

Randall Harris eats wakeboards for breakfast.



(Message edited by andy nintzel on February 05, 2008)

Here is what I entered

Randall Harris violated a temporary flight restriction set by the FAA for heightened security during the Super Bowl and was escorted by F16 Fighter Jet and a Blackhawk Helicopter to a near by airport.


Randall Harris can only ride in the ocean because when he lands a trick in a lake all the water disappears

When Randall Harris rides in Florida all the gators leave the water scared

Randall Harris was the 1st to summit Mt. Everest on a wakeboard

Randall Harris rides over Niagara Falls on wakeboard....leaves barrel at home

I entered

My mom and dad were married until she saw his section in retrospect, now they are divorced and my mom has “The Vandall” tattooed on her ass.


Screw Red Bull, Randall drinks Froggy’s tears before he rides.

Tom has to send Randall a friend request

Heres what I submitted

Randall Harris once did a heelflip while riding on a wakeboard!

Randall Harris did not take a break from wakeboarding, wakeboarding took a break from him!

All of Randall Harris' tattoos are fake; a needle can not penetrate his skin!

Randall Harris does not wave to the judges for extra points; the judges wave to Randall and he tells them how many points he receives!

Randall Harris was the first wakeboarder to jump off a double up, join the mile high club mid-air, and land it flawlessly; all at the age of 10!

One day Randall Harris' malibu broke down so he roped the two humpback whales in the delta, and completed his sets for the day.

Randell Harris can Raley a Wakeskate.

Randall Ahrris can shred anything...most noteably a telephone pole.

Randall Harris was born with his tattoos, he did them himself...in the womb!

The Double Up was origionally called the Randall Harris. Randall made them change it because peopel fall on Double Ups, and Randall Harris NEVER falls.

those are few of mine

randall harris can wakeboard without a boat, a handle, water, or even a wakeboard

randall harris can do a tantrum...stop...and proceed to throw a backroll on his way down

randall harris can do a roundhouse punch

randall harris can do tumbleturns without getting wet

Ok, as many of you have seen by now, the contest is official and Erik 'Gator' Lutgert himself has stepped up to offer Randall's board, bindings, a Deuce Pop wakeskate and a bunch of other shwag as prizes. We're only taking entries via the email address on that contest page at http://wakeworld.com/getarticle.asp?articleid=1505. I'm not going to be pulling any entries off of this thread, so if you think you have a contender, email it to us!

randall harris is so revolutionary that his mother actually invented wakeboarding while he was in the womb.

randall harris wakeboards naked and everybody still watches

randall harris can ride circles around the boat

randall harris has landed two 1080s at the same time

the x games dropped wakeboarding because it was obvious that randall harris was going to be the gold medalist...of everything.

danny harf bores randall harris

randall harris doesn't ride flex-boards. he could flex titanium if he wanted to.

bob ross died when he realized that randall harris could paint better than him while wakeboarding, and nobody falls asleep watching randall, nobody.

randall harris could win the presidential election with only a repeated playback of his section in transgression for a campaign.

Randall Harris invented the Remix.

Randall Harris wears boardshorts over his wetsuit ... so it must be legit.

Even Randall Harris could turn blind looking at another guy's manhood in a wetsuit.

(Message edited by wakemb on February 07, 2008)

(Message edited by wakemb on February 07, 2008)

google "find Chuck Norris" hit "I'm feelig lucky"