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Join Date: Aug 2010
09-06-2011, 9:18 PM
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We are putting together a list of excuses that are not acceptable on the boat. Here is the list so far. You guys have any more?
List of Useless Excuses
(If you are sucking badly and you use an excuse on this list, no pitty will be felt for you!)
The water is too cold
It is chop rauman out here
Whiskey Wake
This board doesnt feel right
My bindings were loose
It was the driver's fault
5:30 is too early
Thats not my rope
That guy on the jet ski cut me off
I cant ride to that music
My top might fall off
You were going too fast
My knee hurts
I am too sore from riding yesterday
The wake is too big
The wedge was up
Fin Tubers!!
I would rather hang out with my girlfriend
I was trying to impress the girls
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Join Date: Jun 2011
09-06-2011, 9:22 PM
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I'd say that about covers it 
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Join Date: Apr 2010
09-07-2011, 3:49 AM
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I'M not used to a wake that wide.It's been 6 weeks since i last boarded.I just don't feel right today.
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Minnesnowda
09-07-2011, 7:41 AM
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I have a FEW MORE GOOD ONES that I hate.
"you were turning"
"I only brought my jib board"
"way to hungover"
"it was shallow there"
"its not worth it if we are not filming"
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Join Date: Aug 2011
09-07-2011, 8:27 AM
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what about just
"I suck at this"
I use that one alot !!! lol
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Join Date: Aug 2007
09-07-2011, 10:15 AM
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"I can't ride with people watching" is my goto excuse but pretty much, I just suck.
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Join Date: Sep 2010
09-07-2011, 10:31 AM
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I forgot my balls at home..
Its to hot..
I am scared of the water..
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Join Date: Sep 2004
09-07-2011, 11:26 AM
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"im not getting in the water with that sea lion"
"there's too much sand in my vagina"
"your too drunk to drive me"
"im too drunk to ride"
"i dont have health insurance"
"the water smells weird"
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09-07-2011, 11:28 AM
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5:30 IS too early...
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Join Date: Jun 2011
09-07-2011, 11:39 AM
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I'm to fat and OLD.
Sad but true.
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09-07-2011, 11:40 AM
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the health insurance thing is kind of important. however, w/o any pre existings mine is 116 a month so i really don't see an excuse not to have it.
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Join Date: Jan 2010
09-07-2011, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by mojo
the health insurance thing is kind of important. however, w/o any pre existings mine is 116 a month so i really don't see an excuse not to have it.
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Enjoy that while it lasts my brother. How about 867 a month for my family for catastrophe coverage?
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Join Date: Mar 2007
09-07-2011, 12:00 PM
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What is a Whiskey wake?
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Join Date: Nov 2008
09-07-2011, 1:47 PM
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Awe man im full of them...
"Waters too wet"
"Waters too hot"
"Suns too bright"
"Speed aint right"
"Boat aint balanced"
"I'm too close to the boat"
"I'm too far from the boat"
"The handle is too gripy"
"The handle is too slippery"
"The waters too flat, board wont catch"
"Airs too humid"
"Airs too Dry"
... I can do this for days. If you aint complaining, you aint a wakeboarder.
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Join Date: Sep 2009
09-07-2011, 2:58 PM
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I forgot to get my hair wet
my vaginosis is flaring up
the algae bit me
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Join Date: Aug 2007
09-07-2011, 6:10 PM
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Originally Posted by baitkiller
Enjoy that while it lasts my brother. How about 867 a month for my family for catastrophe coverage?
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? For just catastrophic coverage? Thats insane.
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Join Date: Aug 2010
09-07-2011, 8:52 PM
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Haha those are some good ones!!
Whiskey wake is when you drink too much and cant stay up.... haha
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Join Date: Mar 2002
09-08-2011, 7:31 AM
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My friends 6 year old blamed my board and then my boat the other day. Rough.
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Join Date: Oct 2007
09-08-2011, 8:47 AM
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Originally Posted by mojo
the health insurance thing is kind of important. however, w/o any pre existings mine is 116 a month so i really don't see an excuse not to have it.
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what is your coverage like? i have the blue saver plan with blue cross blue shield and i pay $140/month. but my deductible is $1900 and they pay 100% of everything after i meet that.
Last edited by adamsilcio; 09-08-2011 at 8:51 AM.
Reason: typo
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Join Date: Jan 2010
09-08-2011, 1:33 PM
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Scared of jellyfish.
Scared of sharks
Salt water burns my eyes.
You don't have a tower.
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Join Date: Jan 2010
09-08-2011, 1:35 PM
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Originally Posted by adamsilcio
what is your coverage like? i have the blue saver plan with blue cross blue shield and i pay $140/month. but my deductible is $1900 and they pay 100% of everything after i meet that.
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140X5=700. but it's never simple.
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Join Date: Oct 2007
09-12-2011, 7:12 AM
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Originally Posted by baitkiller
140X5=700. but it's never simple.
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hold on.. you pay $700 a month? no way. unless you have chil'ren!
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Join Date: Jan 2010
09-12-2011, 7:15 AM
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Originally Posted by adamsilcio
hold on.. you pay $700 a month? no way. unless you have chil'ren!
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3 chil'ren
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Join Date: Sep 2006
09-12-2011, 9:34 AM
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I don't want to be sore for work on Monday.
I don't want to hurt myself before vacation.
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Join Date: Apr 2011
09-12-2011, 9:44 AM
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i forgot my fins..
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Join Date: Jun 2009
09-12-2011, 10:08 AM
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Anyone who says the water's too hot wanna change homes with me? Its about 60 air and lake here now and while waiting for my new winter wetsuit I'm stuck using a hammer 2:1 shorty
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Join Date: Nov 2008
09-12-2011, 12:38 PM
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Brian, the water really does get close to 'too hot', lots of folks b*tch about it. Last summer in our local river, its pretty shallow, got so hot you really did not want to fall b/c the hot water would actually wear you out. You get all red faced and cant catch your breath, it sucks. Mid day in July the water is probably hotter than the 90 degree air.
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