This is how you sell a boat!?!?!

(mike3500) · (mike3500) **Join Date: Jun 2008** 10-28-2010, 9:16 AM

I know these get posted all the time, but I just found this one. Is this for real??

http://www.onlyinboards.com/Details.aspx?ID=821465

It just gives you the warm and fuzzies, doesn't it!

What a FRUIT!

(mattgettel) · (mattgettel) **Join Date: Jan 2009** 10-28-2010, 9:25 AM

well i guess that is one way to get it done!

(john211) · (john211) **Join Date: Aug 2008** 10-28-2010, 9:26 AM

Now reading that ad was fun. It was a much more worthwhile waste of time than ... say ... the 'Hmmm' thread.

"If you want something with purple or lavender buy a nautique, they always find a way to put purple or lavender somewhere on every freakin boat! That’s lame, it’s a boat not an outfit for your wife. Buy the best, buy a Malibu."

(ironj32) · (ironj32) **Join Date: Jan 2007** 10-28-2010, 9:41 AM

Lmao!

(bcrider) · (bcrider) **Join Date: Apr 2006** 10-28-2010, 9:47 AM

He is sure trying to come off hardcore but with 70 hrs on a 2002 you sure are NOT hardcore as the boat hasn't even been used. Great price and boat though none the less.

(seth) · (seth) **Join Date: Sep 2002** 10-28-2010, 9:51 AM

Damn I was all over that thing until I read the last sentence, "No crack smokers please." That puts me out of the running on this one.

(brycejb328) · (brycejb328) **Join Date: Aug 2009** 10-28-2010, 9:52 AM

Well he did cover all the annoying questions people tend to ask when trying to sell something like that.

(4white) · (4white) **Join Date: Apr 2010** 10-28-2010, 9:55 AM

That's awesome!! LMFAO

(Riteride) · (Riteride) **Join Date: Sep 2010** 10-28-2010, 10:13 AM

I like reading all the replies, better then reading the add

(poser007) · (poser007) **Join Date: Nov 2004** 10-28-2010, 10:53 AM

Ha Ha the guy must be getting a lot of tire kickers

(Tiffanynfern) · (Tiffanynfern) **Join Date: Mar 2010** 10-28-2010, 11:02 AM

im sold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but can i get it in blue???

(05mobiuslsv) · (05mobiuslsv) **Join Date: Apr 2006** 10-28-2010, 11:49 AM

I saw an ad worded identicle to this one on craigslist a year or two ago in seattle. It was hilarious.

(polarbill) · (polarbill) **Join Date: Jun 2003** 10-28-2010, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by 05mobiuslsv

I saw an ad worded identicle to this one on craigslist a year or two ago in seattle. It was hilarious.

I remember that one as well. This guy must be selling his second boat or he copied that ad for when he wanted to sell.

(slipknot) · (slipknot) **Join Date: Aug 2001** 10-28-2010, 12:09 PM

what about trading some tattoo work for it?

(downfortheride)

Tell it how it is son!

LMAO!

SamIngram 10-28-2010, 12:56 PM

I wouldn't buy that POS...

(bruizza) · (bruizza) **Join Date: May 2009** 10-28-2010, 1:02 PM

Got to admire that guys style!

(wake77) · (wake77) **Join Date: Jan 2009** 10-28-2010, 2:05 PM

"no I don’t want to trade for a buggy, golf cart, truck, car, rv, snow mobile, harley, helicopter, well maybe a helicopter but definitely not a pre-runner ranger or F150, will trade for $30,500.00, yes I will accept payments; $30,500.00 down, $0 a month for life"

That part was awesome.

(brit_rider) · (brit_rider) **Join Date: May 2004** 10-28-2010, 2:26 PM

I wonder if he'll allow me to pay with an $80,000USD check, pay me back the excess and ship it to the UK via my friend in the Niger.... He doesn't mention that so it's worth a shot right?

(travisz) · (travisz) **Join Date: Jun 2008** 10-28-2010, 5:43 PM

If it is such a bad ass boat..... why does he have to get rid of it????/ Must be one of those guys who re financed his house to buy a boat... now he is losing his house...

(tro) · (tro) **Join Date: May 2009** 10-28-2010, 6:08 PM

even though i think the guy is probably a huge douche, i think the ad is pretty strong. ABC son! ABC!

the nautique comment made me laugh for sure.

(hatepain) · (hatepain) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 10-28-2010, 6:12 PM

Yep thats a knock off ad and/or the same guy still trying to sell the same boat. It was funny then and still funny know.

(05mobiuslsv) · (05mobiuslsv) **Join Date: Apr 2006** 10-28-2010, 6:39 PM

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Originally Posted by hatepain

Yep thats a knock off ad and/or the same guy still trying to sell the same boat. It was funny then and still funny know.

I think that ad was for a moomba at the time, unless there was another?

(hatepain) · (hatepain) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 10-28-2010, 6:47 PM

Yeah could be but I don't see a Moomba guy knocking on a Nautique guy, thats more reserved for you malibu douches

(05mobiuslsv) · (05mobiuslsv) **Join Date: Apr 2006** 10-28-2010, 7:41 PM

There's room for a sanger douche like you as well don't worry ;-)

(dbdan) · (dbdan) **Join Date: Jun 2009** 10-28-2010, 10:12 PM

C'mon, he's just putting in print what we're all thinking when we post an ad trying to sell something, right?...or am I the only other one?

(durty_curt) · (durty_curt) **Join Date: Apr 2008** 10-28-2010, 11:28 PM

Quite the rant I must say. BTW does anyone have a picture of a purple Nautique?? Or one that even has a hint of lavender??? Harummmph!

(chattwake) · (chattwake) **Join Date: Jan 2010** 10-29-2010, 6:10 AM

My nautique does not have any purple or lavender on it....

$30,500 for a 2002 VLX is not a great deal.

(mendo247) · (mendo247) **Join Date: Mar 2005** 10-29-2010, 6:39 AM

Sounds to me like hes sold a few things in his life. I like it. Bet he scared off all the tire kickers.

(gregg_rossi) · (gregg_rossi) **Join Date: Feb 2009** 10-29-2010, 10:31 AM

What does he have against crack smokers?

(hatepain) · (hatepain) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 10-29-2010, 10:39 AM

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There's room for a sanger douche like you as well don't worry ;-)

No such thing as a Sanger Douche...thats not me talking thats science.

(05mobiuslsv) · (05mobiuslsv) **Join Date: Apr 2006** 10-29-2010, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by hatepain

No such thing as a Sanger Douche...thats not me talking thats science.

Wrong.

(hatepain) · (hatepain) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 10-29-2010, 11:45 AM

I googled "Sanger douche" it came back "Did you mean: Malibu douche"...hand to god.

(05mobiuslsv) · (05mobiuslsv) **Join Date: Apr 2006** 10-29-2010, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by hatepain

I googled "Sanger douche" it came back "Did you mean: Malibu douche"...hand to god.

One has to be careful with that move, wouldn't want to to get struck by lightening or anything

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(hatepain) · (hatepain) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 10-29-2010, 12:02 PM

I didn't capitalize the g

(hatepain) · (hatepain) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 10-29-2010, 12:04 PM

Incidentally, shouldn't you be somewhere trying to come up with a better cement mixture? :0

(beretta5spd) · (beretta5spd) **Join Date: Jan 2010** 10-29-2010, 12:12 PM

this may be off topic so please forgive.... but check out this ad for the 2005 Jeep Liberty. The ad ran on Kijiji in Saskatoon, SK, Canada and won the kijiji ad of the year

http://www.na4wda.org/index.php?acti...e;topic=2741.0

absolutely worth checking out.

no purple/lavender

(05mobiuslsv) · (05mobiuslsv) **Join Date: Apr 2006** 10-29-2010, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by hatepain

Incidentally, shouldn't you be somewhere trying to come up with a better cement mixture? :0

They say ignorance is bliss, hope you're enjoying it

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(denverd1)

good lookin ad to me. Sounds like he's heard enough BS in his life to avoid the 50 BS phone calls.

(hatepain) · (hatepain) **Join Date: Aug 2006** 10-29-2010, 3:51 PM

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They say ignorance is bliss, hope you're enjoying it .

Hey look, a butterfly!