Funny T-shirt questions!

(WakeNasty) · (WakeNasty) **Join Date: Jun 2013** 07-17-2015, 6:50 AM

Ok here is what I am looking for. On the lake we go to every weekend there is a ski club. My 67 year old dad is one of the main members of the club. My kids all like to ski so they will sometimes go out and hang around the ski club guys with my dad. which I think is great! But these guys hate wakeboarding, which I just don't get. Is it just me or isn't skiing and wakeboarding kind of the same...? By the same I mean looking for calm water and having a good time behind the boat. Anyway the all have these shirts that say... If it was eazy it would be called wakeboarding... First off I just don't get it. Somebody could make a argument for which is harder, but neither sport is eazy or talentless. They act like wakeboarding= tubeing. So my question is, does anybody know where I can get a wakeboarding T-shirt that is putting down skiing? I am just looking to have a little fun with these guys.

(sidekicknicholas)

Im sure it exists... maybe a nice "skiing squirrel" t-shirt, and you can simple state that its so easy a rodent can do it

(WakeNasty) · (WakeNasty) **Join Date: Jun 2013** 07-17-2015, 8:07 AM

That's not bad.

(Ewok01) · (Ewok01) **Join Date: Apr 2013** 07-17-2015, 8:14 AM

It's the same argument wakeboarders have against surfers. The wakeboard boats pull slower down the line and throw out bigger wakes that ruin the glass for a good ski set.

There used to be good tshirts but I haven't seen any in more than 15 years.

(WakeNasty) · (WakeNasty) **Join Date: Jun 2013** 07-17-2015, 8:15 AM

Last weekend I pulled one of the guys who was wearing the skiing shirt aside and told said to him “My boat is full of gas, I have a board , and a rope. I will take you for a pull if you want to show off all of you’re tricks”… He declined. Same guy had another color of the same shirt on last night… I just don’t get it…

(Tolleson2354) · (Tolleson2354) **Join Date: Jun 2015** 07-17-2015, 8:43 AM

Have one made that says "It takes a big Sac to wakeboard"

But really, skiing and boarding are both tough when you start to push it and are magical when its glass... so cant we just agree to hate surfers and tubers alike when its smooth?

(jarrod) · (jarrod) **Join Date: May 2003** 07-17-2015, 9:56 AM

Glass and Powder used to sell them.

(jonblarc7) · (jonblarc7) **Join Date: Jul 2006** 07-17-2015, 11:03 AM

I got two

1. uses two pics

A Skier with a caption under it that says no room for balls.

Then a wakeboarder either standing on the dock or doing a trick like this.

With a caption under it that says "I need a wide stance so I WAKEBOARD"

(jonblarc7) · (jonblarc7) **Join Date: Jul 2006** 07-17-2015, 11:04 AM

2. one same silhouette of the skier

Caption says

Girls cross their legs too. So I WAKEBOARD!!!!!

(corerider) · (corerider) **Join Date: May 2008** 07-17-2015, 11:20 AM

Maybe some kind of play on words like... "Wakeboarding, because skiers can't get it up!"

Or... "I can cross the wake too, but on a longer line, bigger wake, and upside-down!"

(jonblarc7) · (jonblarc7) **Join Date: Jul 2006** 07-17-2015, 11:49 AM

I like the second one ^^^^^

(mark197) · (mark197) **Join Date: Dec 2009** 07-17-2015, 11:49 AM

Enough said

(jward10) · (jward10) **Join Date: Mar 2007** 07-17-2015, 9:12 PM

Favorite 2 shirts that I've seen in the past are:
Skiing made me board...
Tubing is for fat kids...

(kirk) · (kirk) **Join Date: May 2003** 07-18-2015, 6:39 AM

How about something like this?

(WakeNasty) · (WakeNasty) **Join Date: Jun 2013** 07-26-2015, 7:15 AM

Thanks for the great ideas.