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Join Date: Aug 2006
12-12-2013, 7:25 AM
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I'm comprising a list of words men should never utter: (please feel free to add to the list)
Amazeballs
Hella
Jelly, as in nice shoes I'm so jelly. Gawd I wanted to puke just typing that.
Cray cray
Selfie, unless you are chastising another man for taking one.
Hashtag in dialogue, besides its a damn pound sign.
Right? As a single term of agreement.
I hate when anyone uses these terms but men should punch themselves in the face when they slip out.
Any terms/phrases you guys hate?
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Join Date: Dec 2004
12-12-2013, 7:29 AM
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Lol
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Join Date: Dec 2004
12-12-2013, 7:29 AM
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And I mean men should never use that term. Ever.
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Join Date: Oct 2006
12-12-2013, 7:38 AM
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"Fine" When talking to a woman. As in, "Those shoes look fine." Say, "They look like total crap." Or, "I love them so much that we are not going out if you decide to change them." Women cannot stand indifference. But truthfully men are indifferent on 95% of things. Been married 5 years and just getting the hang of that.
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Join Date: Feb 2013
12-12-2013, 7:41 AM
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"Buttload" Very bad way to just say alot!
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Join Date: Jul 2006
12-12-2013, 7:52 AM
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More of a warning
Don't tell your wife to Calm down, just say relax, mine seems to take that much better LOL.
3 years of marriage still learning LOL
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Join Date: Jul 2006
12-12-2013, 7:54 AM
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And I've had enough of "Guess what day it is"
The day I snap if you don't shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Join Date: Aug 2006
12-12-2013, 8:00 AM
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You just reminded me:
Oh snap, I frigging hate this term.
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Join Date: Apr 2002
12-12-2013, 8:11 AM
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I want to get married...
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Join Date: Sep 2005
12-12-2013, 8:35 AM
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"I do" - It's like playing misery roulette without the quick death if you lose.
"hater" - You don't agree with me so I'm going to try to bully you into shutting up
"(do / did) you not" followed by a question - I love to answer this correctly because it confuses people
BTW, I use "buttload" sometimes...... Shouldn't that be an acceptable term for a man to use?
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Join Date: Jan 2010
12-12-2013, 8:35 AM
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^^^^^^^^^
Jason for the win!
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Join Date: May 2003
12-12-2013, 9:24 AM
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Great thread and I agree.
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12-12-2013, 9:25 AM
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i only drink light beer..
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Join Date: Jul 2006
12-12-2013, 10:19 AM
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SPEWWWW OR SPEWWWWED all capitalized or randomly capitalized if you want (rules don't apply to ever one.)
That thread was so bad I couldn't stop reading it LOL
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Join Date: May 2012
12-12-2013, 11:05 AM
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YOLO!!!! Seriously, please stop. Also, what is this new "YEWWW" trend. Is that a happy yell or something?
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Join Date: Nov 2011
12-12-2013, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by clubjoe
"I do" - It's like playing misery roulette without the quick death if you lose.
"hater" - You don't agree with me so I'm going to try to bully you into shutting up
"(do / did) you not" followed by a question - I love to answer this correctly because it confuses people
BTW, I use "buttload" sometimes...... Shouldn't that be an acceptable term for a man to use?
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Totally agree on the word "hater." Only used by people who can't take criticism.
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Join Date: Apr 2012
12-12-2013, 12:23 PM
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-bestie
-BFF
-to die for
-honey, you drive
-no thanks, I'm a vegan
-I'm a doctor (when a dentist)
I could go on forever with these...
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12-12-2013, 12:26 PM
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"your friends are right."
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Join Date: Feb 2012
12-12-2013, 12:56 PM
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"Swag." This drives me absolutely insane.
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Join Date: Mar 2007
12-12-2013, 1:12 PM
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A straight man cannot use the word "Fabulous" without sounding 100% gay.
... even if you're describing the most manly thing ever, "fabulous" will turn it gay.
example:
I was riding my Harley through a forest fire, topless chick in the sidecar handing me beer, then I pulled out my .357 and shot the most fabulous deer you've ever seen.
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Join Date: Feb 2008
12-12-2013, 1:12 PM
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Slow Down
Sure Son you can have a scooter (get rid of those skateboards with sissy bars)
Do you have any skinny jeans?
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Join Date: Apr 2002
12-12-2013, 1:16 PM
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How 'bout "selfie" as in check out my selfie
Or _ light beer is way better than _ any other beer. We all drink light beer, but never prefer it.
Calling someone "son" that is not your son.
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Join Date: Aug 2006
12-12-2013, 2:13 PM
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If you're a coach you can also call someone son. Especially a coach from the south. I covered "selfie" in the first post. I only drink light beer when I'm trying to rehydrate.
"I don't feel like a steak tonight how bout a salad." Its fine to eat a salad but never to eschew a steak for one.
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Join Date: Aug 2006
12-12-2013, 2:14 PM
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Tryna, as in I'm not tryna do that right now.
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Join Date: Aug 2006
12-12-2013, 2:16 PM
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Right meow, like your saying right now. This deserves an automatic throat punch.
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Join Date: Feb 2012
12-12-2013, 2:18 PM
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Originally Posted by hatepain
Right meow, like your saying right now. This deserves an automatic throat punch.
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Unless in context with another Super Troopers reference.
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Join Date: Nov 2009
12-12-2013, 2:19 PM
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well I've been saying hella and hater since Reagan was president, so unlikely to stop now. Although back then "hater" was used more in the context of "you are hating it," or as a synonym for "bummer." So for example your friend tells you his girlfriend dumped him. "hater, dude. She was hella dumb tho."
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Join Date: Feb 2008
12-12-2013, 3:24 PM
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"I like the seattle seahawks"
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Join Date: Apr 2010
12-12-2013, 4:16 PM
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Originally Posted by steezyshots
"I like the seattle seahawks"
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OMG you wouldn't be a man if you did. All the Seahawks fans i know are women or at least they dress in women's clothes.
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Join Date: Feb 2008
12-12-2013, 4:23 PM
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Originally Posted by cwb4me
OMG you wouldn't be a man if you did. All the Seahawks fans i know are women or at least they dress in women's clothes.
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HAHAHAHA! Same with all the ones I know! That blue and green really does bring out their girlish eyes though!
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Join Date: Nov 2011
12-12-2013, 4:55 PM
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Originally Posted by cwb4me
OMG you wouldn't be a man if you did. All the Seahawks fans i know are women or at least they dress in women's clothes.
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Guys who say OMG
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Join Date: Mar 2010
12-12-2013, 5:00 PM
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Potty. I catch myself saying it all the time to my daughter though… no way to make that word sound manly
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Join Date: Aug 2006
12-12-2013, 5:10 PM
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Looks like we can add "steezy" oh yes and OMG...
Hey @$$ holes, save that for the football thread!
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Join Date: Aug 2006
12-12-2013, 5:18 PM
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"I'll have a skinny late."
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12-12-2013, 7:01 PM
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Tinkle. Even if said to kids.
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Join Date: Dec 2004
12-12-2013, 7:03 PM
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Originally Posted by beleza
Potty. I catch myself saying it all the time to my daughter though… no way to make that word sound manly
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anyone with young kids is excused for saying that.
meh
swag
hater
LOL (Blair, I'm on to you!)
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Join Date: Jun 2003
12-12-2013, 7:37 PM
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I don't like beer
I don't like steak
Sounds like somebodies got a case of the monday's- nah man, nah man. I believe you get your a$$ kicked for saying something like that.
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Join Date: Mar 2007
12-12-2013, 8:57 PM
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"hot mess"
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Join Date: Aug 2006
12-13-2013, 7:03 AM
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anyone with young kids is excused for saying that
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No you ask them if they need to use the lavatory or have to take a piss/dump.
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Join Date: Oct 2006
12-13-2013, 7:18 AM
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I'll say it is annoying when a man orders a coffee at starbucks with too many instructions. Also, If you play their Tall, Grande, whatever game. It is a small, medium and large.
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Join Date: Dec 2003
12-13-2013, 7:26 AM
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Using Dr. before your last name if you went to chiropractic school.
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12-13-2013, 9:04 AM
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"Your friends are right."
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Join Date: Jun 2002
12-13-2013, 9:59 AM
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I'm feeling bloated.
Can't drink tonight, I have a headache.
Hyphy
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Join Date: Jan 2012
12-13-2013, 10:34 AM
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I can't stands swag, or when someone uses the term hater.. or cray cray or pretty much any words that come out of the mouth of the youth
a non spoken word but when someone writes a thread post and instead of someone saying " yes I agree " they quote the post and write " this ^ ", I do not know why but that really bothers me
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Join Date: Apr 2006
12-13-2013, 10:35 AM
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Should never ask "Vacuum Recommendations". Sorry had too. Even if it's for a shop vac.lol. Just seems wrong.
-Always hated "stoked"
-I love my Prius
"We all drink light beer, but never prefer it" - No we don't. I swear light beer is a US thing. It's all piss. Man up and drink real beer!!
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12-13-2013, 10:45 AM
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HAHAHA - Rick pimp slaps Charlie!
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Join Date: Apr 2013
12-13-2013, 10:58 AM
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i expect to be outnumbered on this one but calling something 'sick'
"that boat is sick." if everyone who typed that in a new boat thread coughed up a nickel we could all have a light beer (puke)
murdered out- i don't get that one either
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12-13-2013, 11:09 AM
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love love love
i'm so over .....
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Join Date: Dec 2003
12-13-2013, 11:23 AM
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Light beer is less filling so you can drink more of it. I would much rather have a ML than some pale ale yuppy bull****.
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Join Date: Oct 2005
12-13-2013, 2:04 PM
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Obama, Obamacare
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Location: SF Bay Area
12-13-2013, 3:47 PM
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"Woot"
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Join Date: Jun 2003
12-13-2013, 6:38 PM
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Sounds like somebody has a case of the mondays.
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Join Date: Aug 2010
12-13-2013, 8:46 PM
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Can i get some guidance?
agree with lol and , but in a text if you want to make it clear you aren't trying to be rude. Especially with a casual/new friend/women, what can you use without getting your card revoked.
agree, saying selfie is 100% asceptable when making fun of someone-as in nice selfie Mr. President.
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Join Date: Dec 2004
12-13-2013, 9:34 PM
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I'm definitely not telling my 3 year old to take a piss or dump before we leave the house. I don't use potty anymore, but when kids are 2 and under, completely acceptable.
Woot! Yeah, I hate that one too.
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Join Date: Apr 2010
12-14-2013, 4:31 AM
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I think it's unmanly to say "we" and "us" when talking about the Sports team you root for. As far as i can tell most of those guys are wannabes living their dreams through the success of professional athletes around the world. Guys ,people actually think less of you when your trying to prove your worth through the success of a sports team you root for.
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Join Date: Aug 2006
12-14-2013, 8:44 AM
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I'm definitely not telling my 3 year old to take a piss or dump before we leave the house. I don't use potty anymore, but when kids are 2 and under, completely acceptable.
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Guess I should have put a smiley after that post.
Okay. No more than one smiley per post
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Join Date: Dec 2009
12-18-2013, 1:17 PM
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"game changer"
anything in text content "TTYL, HMU, LOL, ECT"
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Join Date: Jan 2010
12-18-2013, 3:24 PM
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Ttfn?
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01-15-2014, 1:29 PM
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Pale ale yuppy beer? Not so much! You must be a hater sun!im running around right meow with hella swag! Omg my truck is hella sick all murdered out! I just took a selfie do tall can check out my steez. Ttyl. Whoopooooo
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01-15-2014, 3:39 PM
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"at this point in time" we are men we don't need five words to say "now" that's what women do, just always bugs me.
Also colors are red, blue, orange, yellow, green, white, black(I know the last two aren't colors). Morning mist, fern, chestnut, cornflower ect... should never but used by men to describe the color of something.
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01-16-2014, 8:24 AM
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Cali
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01-16-2014, 6:02 PM
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Word
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01-17-2014, 12:28 AM
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Xtreme.
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01-17-2014, 3:07 AM
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12th Man!
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01-17-2014, 9:25 AM
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It burns when I pee...
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01-17-2014, 10:12 AM
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"Legit" is the only one that drives me up the wall.
Or "Air Tricks are gay" from a guy that can't do any air tricks. First, your opinion doesn't mean squat if you have no authority. Second, what is it like '92 or something? Gay refers to homosexual sex not something that you find lame. (I can't do air tricks well either, but I reserve judgement on the subject because I have been murdered on the handful that I can.)
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01-17-2014, 11:55 AM
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Gay
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