2016 NFL Smack Talking Thread!

Originally Posted by cwb4me

Dallas is built to beat Seattle. Darren is equipped to root for Dallas. He already has his Romo jersey which we know he's saving in his closet. He won't take David's bet because he plans to be in Houston rooting for Romo in the Superbowl. There it's out there now Darren. It's okay if you come out the closet and face the world now.

You are assuming Dallas gets the pleasure of playing Seattle. You know what happens when you assume, right Bobby?

Seattle dropping 4 spots...
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...as-city-chiefs

BTW I'll be taking the Hawks tonight over La Rams.

Geez, who picked the hawks' unis tonight? Hellen Keller? They look like they're wearing nuclear piss green footy pajamas or like they should be working on a highway filling potholes in their safety colors. They even clash with the turf. Ridiculous!

Originally Posted by markj

Geez, who picked the hawks' unis tonight? Hellen Keller? They look like they're wearing nuclear piss green footy pajamas or like they should be working on a highway filling potholes in their safety colors. They even clash with the turf. Ridiculous!

Seriously, love my team bur those uniforms were a ****ing buzz kill. My Christmas party was tonight so im on point...

Originally Posted by markj

Geez, who picked the hawks' unis tonight? Hellen Keller? They look like they're wearing nuclear piss green footy pajamas or like they should be working on a highway filling potholes in their safety colors. They even clash with the turf. Ridiculous!

As a Hawks fan I agree. Glad you have been reduced to following our uniforms...

NFC WEST CHAMPS! Again.
Russell leading the Hawks into the playoffs for the fifth time in a row. (only one other QB has done that in his first five years)
First team to clinch their division this year.

Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes

NFC WEST CHAMPS! Again.
Russell leading the Hawks into the playoffs for the fifth time in a row. (only one other QB has done that in his first five years)
First team to clinch their division this year.

Yay!!! I especially liked his performance 5 days ago against the Packers. So awesome. Keep it up RW!

Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes

NFC WEST CHAMPS! Again.
Russell leading the Hawks into the playoffs for the fifth time in a row. (only one other QB has done that in his first five years)
First team to clinch their division this year.

You realize you're in a division that has collectively lost two out of every three games this year right? It's like saying you're the smartest kid in the Special Ed class. The bar is so low, it's impossible to even limbo under it without a Seahawks jersey on. You guys are "Farmer Ted" in the "Sixteen Candles" of life.

Originally Posted by markj

You realize you're in a division that has collectively lost two out of every three games this year right? It's like saying you're the smartest kid in the Special Ed class. The bar is so low, it's impossible to even limbo under it without a Seahawks jersey on. You guys are "Farmer Ted" in the "Sixteen Candles" of life.

LOL! What does that say about your 49ers? Yikes!
I'll take a NFC West title any way I can get it. At least the Hawks didn't win it at 7-9, oh wait the Hawks did that too.
I really can't believe how bad the rest of the NFC West was this year. Some "experts" had the Hawks in third place in the division. Rams & Cards both under performed big time. I still think the Panthers are the biggest disappointment of 2016.

Oh and I love that Sherman is now taking out WRs and QBs. Welcome to the NFL Goff

Week 15 picks
Sat @ 8 : 25 pm
MIA @ NYJ - Dolphins on the road.
Sunday @ 1 : 00 pm
GB @ CHI - Packers on the road.
PIT @ CIN - Steelers on the road.
JAX @ HOU - Texans at home.
CLE @ BUF - Bills at home.
PHI @ BAL - Ravens at home.
TEN @ KC - Chiefs at home.
DET @ NYG - Lions pull it out in the 4th quarter. G-MEN go down.
IND @ MIN - Vikings at home.
Sunday @ 4 : 05 pm
NO @ ARI - Cardinals at home.
SF @ ATL - Falcons at home.
Sunday @ 4 : 25 pm
NE @ DEN - Patriots on the road.
OAK @ SD - Raiders on the road.
Sunday @ 8 : 30 pm
TB @ DAL - Cowboys at home.
Monday @ 8 : 30 pm
CAR @ WAS - Panthers on the road.
Jeff Fisher and I both picked Seattle to win on Thursday. We were out of town traveling so we didn't get our picks in ontime.

The Real Week 15 picks (I'll let you slide for Thursday's Pick Bobby, consider it your Christmas present )
Sat @ 8 : 25 pm
MIA @ NYJ - Fins but barely.
Sunday @ 1 : 00 pm
GB @ CHI - Pack are hot, Chicago is not, Pack win.
PIT @ CIN - Steelers by 50.
JAX @ HOU - Texans
CLE @ BUF - Bills
PHI @ BAL - Ravens
TEN @ KC - Chiefs in another close one.
DET @ NYG - Stafford's finger is hurt. GMen get lucky and win.
IND @ MIN - AP is Back!! Vikes run all over the Colts.
Sunday @ 4 : 05 pm
NO @ ARI - High scoring game. Cards win.
SF @ ATL - Falcons get a bye week.
Sunday @ 4 : 25 pm
NE @ DEN - I miss Brady vs Manning. Brady wins easy.
OAK @ SD - Raider Nation!
Sunday @ 8 : 30 pm
TB @ DAL - Cowboys have been exposed. Bucs win!
Monday @ 8 : 30 pm
CAR @ WAS - Cousins throws for 400+ yards. Washington wins.

Seattle had trouble scoring 5 points against Tampa Bay. Dallas scored 26. They probably could have scored at least 14 more if it hadn't have been for penalties. Look out seattle Dallas will open up a can for you if you can make it that far.

Originally Posted by cwb4me

Seattle had trouble scoring 5 points against Tampa Bay. Dallas scored 26. They probably could have scored at least 14 more if it hadn't have been for penalties. Look out seattle Dallas will open up a can for you if you can make it that far.

Word. Now let's win these last two and secure home field advantage!

Dak Prescott against Tampa Bay 32/36 for 279 yards 1 rushing TD and 20 yards rushing. 26 points
Russell Wilson against Tampa Bay 17/33 for 151 yards 2 int's 80 yards rushing. 5 points
Ezekiel Elliott 23/159 and 1 TD
Dallas 449 yards of total offense. Seattle 245 yards of total offense.
Dallas defense allowed 276 total yards to Tampa Bay. Seattle defense allowed 330 total yards of offense to Tampa Bay
Dallas 36:04 TOP Seattle 26:21 TOP
Dallas 20 points allowed Seattle 14 points allowed.
Dallas was without Claiborne, Lawrence,Gregory and others on defense but should have all back healthy for the playoffs.

Originally Posted by cwb4me

Dak Prescott against Tampa Bay 32/36 for 279 yards 1 rushing TD and 20 yards rushing. 26 points
Russell Wilson against Tampa Bay 17/33 for 151 yards 2 int's 80 yards rushing. 5 points
Ezekiel Elliott 23/159 and 1 TD
Dallas 449 yards of total offense. Seattle 245 yards of total offense.
Dallas defense allowed 276 total yards to Tampa Bay. Seattle defense allowed 330 total yards of offense to Tampa Bay
Dallas 36:04 TOP Seattle 26:21 TOP
Dallas 20 points allowed Seattle 14 points allowed.
Dallas was without Claiborne, Lawrence,Gregory and others on defense but should have all back healthy for the playoffs.

Its great that your benchmark for success is Seattle....

Meanwhile, back in SF...

Originally Posted by Cabledog

Its great that your benchmark for success is Seattle....

Just comparing performances. A Rookie QB against your hero. Who's your Daddy? Dak will show you.

It's nice the Hawks already dominated their division. Can you imagine being swept by a division opponent!?!? How embarrassing.

That division opponent has a better record than anyone in the NFC West.

I love the sea chickens argument that a 9 and five team has a chance against America's Team.... if they can make it that far! Let's do it!
BTW, My bet is still out there if anyone rooting for the hawks has any balls...

If I want to bet money I go to Vegas, not Wakeworld. I'm willing to take the Hawks making it to the SB, you just won't take my terms. So.....

Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes

If I want to bet money I go to Vegas, not Wakeworld. I'm willing to take the Hawks making it to the SB, you just won't take my terms. So.....

Lmao, you said, "wanna bet?" and I do. Afraid??? Broke??? No permission from mom??? Come on man, you asked ME if I wanted to bet. I don't bet pixie dust. You a real fan or a poser???

Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes

If I want to bet money I go to Vegas, not Wakeworld. I'm willing to take the Hawks making it to the SB, you just won't take my terms. So.....

OK, so puss out any way you can. I'm not. For the record, you asked if I "wanna bet" and I do. You posed the bet and I accepted. It's not the "terms" that are the problem, its the size of your balls.

Seriously, it's only 100 bucks.....

Like I said I bet money in Vegas not on Wakeworld.
Now if you want to give me Vegas odds that's another story.
Looks like 12/5 currently: http://www.vegasinsider.com/nfl/odds/futures/

But if you want to keep throwing out weak insults to get me to bet you, go for it. #stayclassy

Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes

Like I said I bet money in Vegas not on Wakeworld.
Now if you want to give me Vegas odds that's another story.
Looks like 12/5 currently: http://www.vegasinsider.com/nfl/odds/futures/

But if you want to keep throwing out weak insults to get me to bet you, go for it. #stayclassy

Dude.... get this straight. YOU asked me to bet. I took you up on your offer. There's no way to save your reputation OR face unless you take it. Don't come laying Vegas odds after the fact. You're a puss and you know it. Live with it and the shame....

Come on!! You think the sea chickens are gonna be in the Superbowl, I don't. Take the bet! Pussy!

^^Cool insult bro.

I miss Bobby.

Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes

^^Cool insult bro.

I miss Bobby.

Can't argue with the truth.

Correct, I asked if you wanted to bet on whether the Hawks would make it to the SB. I never asked if you wanted to bet money. So if you want to bet whether the Hawks make it to the SB, I will bet you. But you and your $100 bores me.

Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes

Correct, I asked if you wanted to bet on whether the Hawks would make it to the SB. I never asked if you wanted to bet money. So if you want to bet whether the Hawks make it to the SB, I will bet you. But you and your $100 bores me.

Ok, you are correct. My mistake is I thought I was dealing with an adult. You are obviously a child working within the constraints that are indicated by your posts. Keep being a pixie dust betting pussy and I'll keep being a real betting adult. You wanna take that 100 bet to 500??? You talk a LOT of ****, why not back it up?

^^You sound pretty desperate for $100. Do we need to start a gofundme page for you?

Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes

^^You sound pretty desperate for $100. Do we need to start a gofundme page for you?

Haha! For a guy that was %100 sure the sea chickens would make it to the SB, you seem a little deflated. Scared???

Like the old toothpaste commercial said, put your money where your mouth is...unless of course your balls are so small now you've lost them..

^^Tell you what...if you come up with one creative insult, then I'll consider your boring $100 bet. Unfortunately, the odds are not in your favor.

Wow! It's much more entertaining when others post. David has you on the ropes Darren. Don't let him finish you off. Go ahead and fight like a man. I know you can.

Looks like I won the picks again this week. Kirk was only 84 yards short of 400 yards,but more importantly 12 points short of a win. Good thing for Seattle that this Carolina team didn't show up in Seattle.

Week 16 picks
I got them in early this week.
Thursday at 8:25PM
NYG @ PHI - Eagles spoil the Giants night with an upset win.
Saturday at 1:00 pm
MIA @ BUF - Dolphins on the road. Ryan gets closer to the door.
TB @ NO - The Bucs rebound from the beating they took last week. Saints are stunned at home. Bucs win.
NYJ @ NE - Patriots at home. Easy win.
TEN @ JAX - Titans win on the road.
MIN @ GB - My wife is picking the Vikings. As for me i'll take the Packers at Lambeau.
SD @ CLE - RGIII still won't be enough. Chargers on the road.
WAS @ CHI - Redskins are still in shock from the thumping they took last week.Bears in an upset.
ATL @ CAR - Falcons at home.
Saturday at 4:05 pm
IND @ OAK - Yes i'm still going to pick against Indianapolis. Raiders win at home.
Saturday at 4:25PM
ARI @ SEA - Cardinals rebound from New Orleans game and crush the Seahawks. Russell Wilson adds to his pick count.
SF @ LA - Do I have to pick one? Let me flip a coin. Heads i'll take the Rams.
Saturday at 8:25PM
CIN @ HOU - Texans get toasted by the Bengals. Savage just isn't tough enough to get the win. Dalton delivers it for Cincinnati.
Sunday at 4:30pm
BAL @ PIT - This one could go either way. I'll take the Steelers this time since they're at home.
Sunday at 8:30pm
DEN @ KC - Chiefs at home. Denver is done.
Monday @ 8 : 30 pm
DET @ DAL - This is the game everyone has been waiting for. The Cowboys are the only team America wants to watch. They have the most watched games all year. The highest ratings all year. America's Team . You either Love them or Hate them, but everyone is talking about them and watching them. Watch them Boys win another one.

I think I can hear David's brain grinding away trying to think of a creative insult.

Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes

I think I can hear David's brain grinding away trying to think of a creative insult.

Haha! No.... you win. I pushed every button I could think of last night trying to goad you into it but you didn't take the bait. I'm back to being happy watching the Boys.

Whatever he comes up with, i really hope he types out "bruh" again.

^^Aw David, you give up too easy. How's this: Since this is the season of giving, if the Hawks don't make the SB, I will donate $100 to any charity you choose. If the Hawks make it to the SB (and they will), you donate $100 to any charity I choose. Deal?
And since you are a Cowboys fan, I'm sure your favorite charity right now is the Salvation Army (at least it's Zeke's).

Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes

^^Aw David, you give up too easy. How's this: Since this is the season of giving, if the Hawks don't make the SB, I will donate $100 to any charity you choose. If the Hawks make it to the SB (and they will), you donate $100 to any charity I choose. Deal?
And since you are a Cowboys fan, I'm sure your favorite charity right now is the Salvation Army (at least it's Zeke's).

Lol, I'm in! I will prolly pick the Salvation Army but a VanillaGorilla Shiner Bock charity fund has a very nice ring to it.

And it has to be a real charity, not the "VanillaGorilla whiskey fund"

Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes

And it has to be a real charity, not the "VanillaGorilla whiskey fund"

You shouldn't knock the "Vanilla Gorilla Whiskey Fund". It may inspire him to write the prose that pushes your buttons. Lol

^^^I don't know about that. I mean, it's not my bet, but I'd just like to say it was so funny over the last few years to see the screen name changes due to the lost bets. It was the gift that kept on giving. It also showed how fierce rivals could go on without taking themselves too seriously. just my .02

Originally Posted by markj

^^^I don't know about that. I mean, it's not my bet, but I'd just like to say it was so funny over the last few years to see the screen name changes due to the lost bets. It was the gift that kept on giving. It also showed how fierce rivals could go on without taking themselves too seriously. just my .02

Well I'm open for additional bets Mark...

Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes

Well I'm open for additional bets Mark...

I'll bet the Niners will get at least one good draft pick.

Awesome. I'll be having you donate to Blanket Coverage. It's Richard Sherman's foundation

Also I'll be taking the GMen over Philly tonight.

Anyone else see that Brees didn't make the Probowl?!?! Wow. Most yards, most TDs, 71% completion percentage, etc. The guy is playing lights out.
Meanwhile they gave it to some guy who's really good at handing the ball off.

Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes

Also I'll be taking the GMen over Philly tonight.

Anyone else see that Brees didn't make the Probowl?!?! Wow. Most yards, most TDs, 71% completion percentage, etc. The guy is playing lights out.
Meanwhile they gave it to some guy who's really good at handing the ball off.

I have to agree on Brees getting snubbed. Let's look at the players and the pretenders.
Ryan 114.8 QBR 32 TD's 7 Int's 68.6 comp % 4336 yards
Brady 109.7 QBR 22TD's 2 Int's 66.9 comp% 3064 yards
Prescott103.2 QBR 20TD's 4 Int's 67.7 comp% 3418 yards
Brees 103 QBR 34 TD's 14 int's 71.1 Comp % 4559 yards
Rodgers 100.3 QBR 32 TD's 7 int's 64.9 comp % 3781 yards
Roethlisberger 94.9 QBR 26 TD's 11 int's 63.9 comp % 3540 yards
Wilson 90 QBR 16 TD's 11 int's 65 comp % 3611 yards
What stands out here as each QB's weakness?
Ryan I can't see a clear weakness
Brady Perhaps comp%
Prescott A Rookie with room for improvement in comp % and TD % and yards per pass.
Brees Clearly interceptions could be lower. Single digits would be acceptable.
Rodgers Comp% could be higher,but he had a lot of recievers drop passes. Sacks were high 30
Roethlisberger Interceptions were high and comp% was lowest among listed QB's
Wilson TD% is lowest among listed QB's High int % and low comp% all indicate he can't handle the load when the offense isn't balanced. Usually indicates a playoff collapse is imminent.

As a Cowboys fan, I will admit that you are absolutely qualified to recognize Playoff Collapses.....your boys are 1-9 in the last 20 years or so.

I bet they will have a good draft pick, but I doubt he will be a good player.

That being said..... Cowboys still look good this year. I personally don't see a rookie QB winning a super bowl....but if they keep that offensive line intact and Prescott and Elliot stay healthy they might be relevant for a few years to come.

My bad, Cowboys 2-8 since 1997 in postseason

Ok Cowboys.....looks like the road to the Super Bowl runs thru Dallas.....

This is gonna be a good smack playoff run.....

Cowboys fail best at home. It's what they do...

Originally Posted by seattle

Cowboys fail best at home. It's what they do...

Who fails at home? Russell "Choke" Wilson.

Originally Posted by cwb4me

Who fails at home? Russell "Choke" Wilson.

I love it when karma knocks on other people's door.

Hawks literally gave the two seed away yesterday. That O line is so bad we'd be better off pulling people from the stands. Lockett's broken leg was brutal to watch. The just kept showing it over and over and over...

Darren you're off to a slow start this week. Wait , isn't that like the G-Men started off?

Originally Posted by cwb4me

Darren you're off to a slow start this week. Wait , isn't that like the G-Men started off?

Oh I thought the G-Men started pretty strong. See week 1 this season

Shocker in Philly tonight. Never saw that coming. This is exactly why I don't bet.

Originally Posted by markj

Shocker in Philly tonight. Never saw that coming. This is exactly why I don't bet.

If you look at my picks you'll see that I saw it coming. lol

^^^Ha! I dub thee Obi wan.....

The Real Week 16 picks
Gave Robert another Christmas present last night. I think in a few years Philly will have the best QB in the NFC East. Wentz is for real.
Saturday at 1:00 pm
MIA @ BUF - Bills Mafia!! Spoiling the Fins return to the post season.
TB @ NO - Bucs drop another. Dallas broke them. Brees proves why he should be in the ProBowl.
NYJ @ NE - Pats keep rolling.
TEN @ JAX - Jags have no coach, Titans have a field day.
MIN @ GB - Packers win big, watch out Lions!
SD @ CLE - Browns get one step closer to the #1 pick. Bolts by 50.
WAS @ CHI - Washington wins.
ATL @ CAR - Panthers shock the Dirty Birds.
Saturday at 4:05 pm
IND @ OAK - Raider Nation!
Saturday at 4:25PM
ARI @ SEA - HAWKS!!
SF @ LA - Kaep may kneel first but La Rams will kneel last in the victory formation.
Saturday at 8:25PM
CIN @ HOU - Texans have something to play for, Bungals do not. Texans win.
Sunday at 4:30pm
BAL @ PIT - I love this game. Steels win in a tough one.
Sunday at 8:30pm
DEN @ KC - Chiefs win. Ponies are still fighting in the locker room.
Monday @ 8 : 30 pm
DET @ DAL - Stafford throws all over that terrible Dallas D. Zeke has 100 yards in the first half but Garrett will start throwing more giving the Lions the W.

Merry Christmas boys!

Lol. The Kaepernick/Rams kneeling comment was pretty darn witty for a Washingtonian.

I love being entertained by this thread. Merry Christmas everyone.

Niners took care of the Rams. The Rams already beat the Seahawks, The Cardinals already beat the Seahawks. Niners would love to finish the season and the Seahawks with a win. You heard it here first. The implosion continues next week.

Originally Posted by cwb4me

Niners took care of the Rams. The Rams already beat the Seahawks, The Cardinals already beat the Seahawks. Niners would love to finish the season and the Seahawks with a win. You heard it here first. The implosion continues next week.

I'm really close to agreeing with you on that. It'll be the dumpster fire burn off.

I didn't get to see the game. Was at Candlelight service with my mother-in-law. Googled the injury and it gave me the shakes. Wow! Mariota,Carr and Lockett all in the same week. You never know when the injury bug will bite you. I feel bad for all those guys,they will all be missed.

First time since 2003 both Superbowl teams have been eliminated from the playoffs.

Bad L for the Hawks. What's more concerning is since Earl Thomas has been out they've given up over 30 points in two out of three games. That has only happened 4 times in the past 5 years with ET3. Yikes.

Makes me feel dirty having to root for Dallas tonight...

Looks like I win the picks again. Did Stafford throw the ball all over The Dallas Defense or to the Dallas defense? 13 -3 Who would have guessed Dez Bryant would have more TD passes than Romo by week 16? Not me. Lol

Even more interesting Dez Bryant had more TD passes than Matt Stafford in that game. Lol Now everyone is asking why they didn't run Zener more in the second half. Lions had 6 carries for 24 yards,but what people forget is they abandoned the run after they were down by 14 points. I always hate the excuses losers make.

Stop the fight! Stop the fight!
Saw the score near half of 21-14 Lions, then got home and saw the final score. Yikes Lions are imploding, better luck next year. GB will win the North. If the Hawks can't get the 2 seed with a win and Falcon loss then I hope we drop to the 4 seed. That way once we win the Wildcard weekend game we will be headed to Dallas.

Nice work on the picks Robert. It's getting good now!!

You almost got it right. What you meant to say was once you drop to the 49ers and the Falcons win as well as the Packers,then you'll be the 4th seed. If it's the Giants and Redskins at 5 and 6. Good luck in beating either of them.

^^That's true, it's been hard to beat the Giants this season, right?