2015 NFL Smack Talking Thread!

If the hit on Bernard when he fumbled wasn't a penalty for spearing. Why was the hit by Burfict on Brown a penalty? Both were clearly head hunting. Now Denver will get the easy win because half of the Steelers are injured.

^^^agreed.

K.a.w.k

Tick...Tick....Tick....... time goes by..........so slowly.

Originally Posted by cwb4me

Tick...Tick....Tick....... time goes by..........so slowly.

You're right. It is a long time until the draft and they start talking about Dallas again....

The old Robert jinx. Talks smack before the game is over almost guaranteeing a Hawks win

Aaahhhhaahahaha.... Fuuuuccckkk yyyeeeeaaahhhhhh....

O my ****ing gawd!

Walsh missed the 27 yard shot. Seahawks dodge another bullet. Can you say fortunate? Minnesota found a way to lose. Much like Cincinnati found a way to lose.

Originally Posted by cwb4me

Walsh missed the 27 yard shot. Seahawks dodge another bullet. Can you say fortunate? Minnesota found a way to lose. Much like Cincinnati found a way to lose.

Just admit it. You have secret Hawk love that carried us through. Sometimes it's better to be lucky...

Yikes.......that was way too close! Upside.... defense still stingy, no TD's allowed.
Plus the Hawks this season have tended to play well after a poor game. We will get blasted all week by the experts in the media and on the internet, but I think we go into Carolina next week and take care of business.

Can't argue with you today Bobby.

Wow I am way more confident in Carolina now. The Hawks couldn't have been more lucky today. All of Seattle should be flocking to buy Powerball tickets.

Boom Seahawks win!!! She wasn't pretty but a W none less.

Since 2012 Russel Wilson and the Seahawks have the most playoff wins 7 now. What's that 7 times as many wins as Romo has in his entire career? Anyway on to Carolina and warmer weather.

Vikings played super tough. My hats off to them. They built a Seattle like team to win and that's smart, their future looks bright.

I just pick the games by the way I think they will go. 2 games wrong so far. A total of 3 points loss margin. Both of the teams I picked were in perfect position to win. That's the way the ball bounces . Brad the score since you made your biased remarks is Cowboys hater remarks 2 Hawks hater remarks 0. That is unless you think the Hawks weren't lucky or didn't dodge a bullet. Those are just the facts. Like Kam Chancellor being honest when he said" I thought he was going to miss it because we played hard" lol What a lie?

Originally Posted by cwb4me

I just pick the games by the way I think they will go. 2 games wrong so far. A total of 3 points loss margin. Both of the teams I picked were in perfect position to win. That's the way the ball bounces . Brad the score since you made your biased remarks is Cowboys hater remarks 2 Hawks hater remarks 0. That is unless you think the Hawks weren't lucky or didn't dodge a bullet. Those are just the facts. Like Kam Chancellor being honest when he said" I thought he was going to miss it because we played hard" lol What a lie?

Try and justify your crappy picks some more...

While I won't argue there was some luck involved if you watched the game you would have seen the previous kick that sherman almost blocked from the right side so the kicker was kicking it away from him, that with the bad hold and horrible kick is not luck only.

Originally Posted by r33pwrd

Try and justify your crappy picks some more...

While I won't argue there was some luck involved if you watched the game you would have seen the previous kick that sherman almost blocked from the right side so the kicker was kicking it away from him, that with the bad hold and horrible kick is not luck only.

You make yourself look like a bigger ass every time you post. Anyone who watched the game and is honest will see two things the Hawks tanked and they got lucky. All the hawks fans said this would be a blowout. I said the cold weather would be the equalizer. It was. Blair Walsh had already made 2 longer FG's with the laces out. I know if everyone watching wasn't suprised he missed the 27 yard FG. They aren't being honest. You seem in doubt and denial trying to justify how Seattle"won" that game. Lol

Originally Posted by cwb4me

You make yourself look like a bigger ass every time you post. Anyone who watched the game and is honest will see two things the Hawks tanked and they got lucky. All the hawks fans said this would be a blowout. I said the cold weather would be the equalizer. It was. Blair Walsh had already made 2 longer FG's with the laces out. I know if everyone watching wasn't suprised he missed the 27 yard FG. They aren't being honest. You seem in doubt and denial trying to justify how Seattle"won" that game. Lol

You must have never played the game or when you did they didnt wear helmets. Like I said there was some luck involved but there is 60 minutes in a game not just one play, he would normally hit that fg 100 times out of 100, so why did he miss it? If seattle tanked so bad they would not have more or less shut down the best RB this year or they would have given up a touchdown.

Go back to your basement and dream about your top draft pick.

Wow. Seriously??? That was all luck

And a complete mental breakdown on Min's part...

Shank you very much Minnesota!

Seattle ranked but yet they won, huh? Bobby c'mon you hate Google's are on real tight. Yes there was some fortune in the fact that he missed but you have to factor in the whole game. And our defense played great all day.

Originally Posted by hatepain

Seattle ranked but yet they won, huh? Bobby c'mon you hate Google's are on real tight. Yes there was some fortune in the fact that he missed but you have to factor in the whole game. And our defense played great all day.

How many points did they score in their blowout? How many yards did they hold AP to in the first game? Talk about goggles. You guys other than Cliff, can't admit fortunate circumstances aided the win.

Originally Posted by cwb4me

How many points did they score in their blowout? How many yards did they hold AP to in the first game? Talk about goggles. You guys other than Cliff, can't admit fortunate circumstances aided the win.

Who said anything about a blowout?? 18 yards vs hawks in regular season, kind of hard to see your point with that one? Or did not know that??

Originally Posted by r33pwrd

Who said anything about a blowout?? 18 yards vs hawks in regular season, kind of hard to see your point with that one? Or did not know that??

Point made he more than doubled that.

Tanked not ranked and you're not you* lol

Wilson 13/26 for 142 1td and 1 int. Bridgewater 17/24 for 146 0 td's 0 int's. 10 -9 score lowest playoff winning score 2nd all time. AP 45 yards against a 8 man box. Vikings 32:26 TOP. This was supposed to be a blowout according to Seattle fans. One team played better than expected. Minnesota. One team didn't play up to expectations. Cliff is the only one who took off his goggles and admitted he was thankful for the win.

Originally Posted by cwb4me

Wilson 13/26 for 142 1td and 1 int. Bridgewater 17/24 for 146 0 td's 0 int's. 10 -9 score lowest playoff winning score 2nd all time. AP 45 yards against a 8 man box. Vikings 32:26 TOP. This was supposed to be a blowout according to Seattle fans. One team played better than expected. Minnesota. One team didn't play up to expectations. Cliff is the only one who took off his goggles and admitted he was thankful for the win.

And this is almost as relevant as your fantasy football point BS last week. I know it's hard for you to understand the whole win thing but stats (and FFL points) don't mean ****, what matters is winning.

Originally Posted by r33pwrd

And this is almost as relevant as your fantasy football point BS last week. I know it's hard for you to understand the whole win thing but stats (and FFL points) don't mean ****, what matters is winning.

Point taken . Seattle is 1-2 in Superbowls. They are losers overall. Do you understand it's all about winning.

Originally Posted by cwb4me

Point taken . Seattle is 1-2 in Superbowls. They are losers overall. Do you understand it's all about winning.

This coming from the ass that is excited for a "good" draft spot...

And no one can argue that other teams have more SB wins but some of us don't like to live in the 90's anymore. Hopefully you are not still sporting a flip phone

Originally Posted by r33pwrd

This coming from the ass that is excited for a "good" draft spot...

And no one can argue that other teams have more SB wins but some of us don't like to live in the 90's anymore. Hopefully you are not still sporting a flip phone

Hello? We're all living in 2016. If we wern't we couldn't post in this thread. Just because you aren't proud of your past doesn't mean others aren't. There are close to 300 players in the hall of fame that are proud of their past. Just like those players there are 12 Superbowl trophies in the NFC East alone that 3 teams are proud of.

So what about AP and his regular season numbers vs the hawks??

He more than doubled his production in this playoff game.

Originally Posted by cwb4me

He more than doubled his production in this playoff game.

Good try ass

Looks like I went 4 for 4.

Originally Posted by Cabledog

Looks like I went 4 for 4.

3 of 4 here.. I think Bobby got 1? He will probably spew some crap about how in 1994 he picked a team that won therefore that is all that matters or he will say in FFL his team's this week actually won therefore his 1 of 4 record is negated.

Originally Posted by Cabledog

Looks like I went 4 for 4.

You and Hate were both 4 for4. The rest of us were losers. "How do you like that" Brad?

Originally Posted by cwb4me

You and Hate were both 4 for4. The rest of us were losers. "How do you like that" Brad?

Glad you see yourself for what you are finally!

Originally Posted by cwb4me

You and Hate were both 4 for4. The rest of us were losers. "How do you like that" Brad?

I could be mistaken but I think that is the first time the visiting team has won all widcard games.

My record this week is 2-3 . I picked KC successfully and I picked on Brad easily. Next week i'm picking all home teams except for the Patriots. I'll take KC again. I have a good feeling about KC.

Originally Posted by cwb4me

My record this week is 2-3 . I picked KC successfully and I picked on Brad easily. Next week i'm picking all home teams except for the Patriots. I'll take KC again. I have a good feeling about KC.

Come on old man admit it you chocked just like your man romo does every year.

Originally Posted by cwb4me

My record this week is 2-3 . I picked KC successfully and I picked on Brad easily. Next week i'm picking all home teams except for the Patriots. I'll take KC again. I have a good feeling about KC.

KC has been playing tough. 11 straight. They're built to beat the Patroits. It's gonna be a good game. I hope they make Brady cry.

BLOW. OUT. CITY.
LOL!!!!!!!
Who was holding that FG? I thought Romo was golfing this week?
Hawks dominate again on D. This year AP is averaging 2 yards per carry All Day against the Hawks D! Vikings offense still has yet to score a TD against the Hawks. Btw catch of the year goes to Mr Angry, Pedestrian, Doug Baldwin.

On to the Panthers.

Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes

BLOW. OUT. CITY.
LOL!!!!!!!
Who was holding that FG? I thought Romo was golfing this week?
Hawks dominate again on D. This year AP is averaging 2 yards per carry All Day against the Hawks D! Vikings offense still has yet to score a TD against the Hawks. Btw catch of the year goes to Mr Angry, Pedestrian, Doug Baldwin.

On to the Panthers.

Oh man... Where to even start with this one... Never mind. I'll just assume you drank too much again and decided to type. It'll all be over soon enough for the hawks and it'll be a moot point... oh and the catch of the year goes to Martavis Bryant. Baldwin's catch can suck it compared to Bryant's.

Brad, (Johnny come lately) you need to go take your Ritalin. How long have you even been on the Seahawks bandwagon? Not that it really matters but, your bandwagon will be getting a flat tire again just like last year, real soon. You might want to put on your helmet. I'm sure you're VERY familiar with helmets like the one you wore on the short bus to school. Dude... You come on this thread all full of piss and vinegar, calling names like a keyboard cowboy pussy. Grow up. My point is, you need to at least try to be funny, clever, witty or have SOMETHING interesting or of value to say. All you've been is mostly worthless filler so far.

Originally Posted by markj

Brad, (Johnny come lately) you need to go take your Ritalin. How long have you even been on the Seahawks bandwagon? Not that it really matters but, your bandwagon will be getting a flat tire again just like last year, real soon. You might want to put on your helmet. I'm sure you're VERY familiar with helmets like the one you wore on the short bus to school. Dude... You come on this thread all full of piss and vinegar, calling names like a keyboard cowboy pussy. Grow up. My point is, you need to at least try to be funny, clever, witty or have SOMETHING interesting or of value to say. All you've been is mostly worthless filler so far.

Actually born and raised a hawks fan. Went to Cortez Kennedys (you will probably have to Google who that is) football camp for years. I hunt with a X seahawks head coach probably 4 times a year. Even had the Brian Bosworth (use Google once again) haircut as a kid. Have a autographed Steve Larget (yes Google once again) jersery I got signed as a kid over my desk. But yes I'm a bandwagon fan.

I won't argue that seattle has bandwagon fans because they do, just like your niners did in their hay day. It happens to every team.

Also I have to lol at the keyboard cowboy pussie comment, I assume you are talking about Bobby?

Originally Posted by r33pwrd

Also I have to lol at the keyboard cowboy pussie comment, I assume you are talking about Bobby?

I'm glad i've found your buttons. You're easy.

Originally Posted by cwb4me

I'm glad i've found your buttons. You're easy.

My buttons lol nothing you say on here will push any of "my buttons" trust me. I have been online long enough to know how people are bad asses behind their keyboard 2k miles away

Originally Posted by r33pwrd

My buttons lol nothing you say on here will push any of "my buttons" trust me. I have been online long enough to know how people are bad asses behind their keyboard 2k miles away

I can assure you i'm more than 2 miles away. Probably closer to 1800 is a close guess.

Royals World Champions, Jayhawks #1 College BBall Team and Chiefs about to go Stomp the Pats.... the stars are all lined up for us KC fans.

Bobby let's bet on this weekends hawks game??

Originally Posted by r33pwrd

Bobby let's bet on this weekends hawks game??

I'm listening.

Originally Posted by cwb4me

I'm listening.

Very simple.. hawks win your leave this forum until kickoff next year. Panthers win I will leave. Very simple and clean.

It's a smack talk thread..... No one needs to leave. What good is a thread if all the smack talkers left?

Originally Posted by meathead65

It's a smack talk thread..... No one needs to leave. What good is a thread if all the smack talkers left?

Agreed! No man left behind!

Originally Posted by r33pwrd

Very simple.. hawks win your leave this forum until kickoff next year. Panthers win I will leave. Very simple and clean.

Brad, Robert is a big part of what makes this thread so fun. Make a different bet.

Originally Posted by r33pwrd

Very simple.. hawks win your leave this forum until kickoff next year. Panthers win I will leave. Very simple and clean.

Okay i'll take that bet. If the Hawks win i'm out of here till pre season. If the Panthers win you're out of here till pre season.

^^^^^^
I vote no. The fun of this thread is everyone being here. Bets that involve a contributor leaving the thread are counter productive, and too personal, and quite frankly small minded and mean.

Bobby (and Mark) make me pound my fists on my keyboard and foam at the mouth..... They must be doing it right.

Originally Posted by cwb4me

Okay i'll take that bet. If the Hawks win i'm out of here till pre season. If the Panthers win you're out of here till pre season.

Forum not thread. If so it's a go.

Oh just a little fun fact: Russell Wilson has now 7 playoff wins. The most by any QB since he's entered the league.
And just think 31 other teams had a chance to draft him. No other QB makes that bad snap, scramble, throw to Lockett, in the league. No way.

Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes

Oh just a little fun fact: Russell Wilson has now 7 playoff wins. The most by any QB since he's entered the league.
And just think 31 other teams had a chance to draft him. No other QB makes that bad snap, scramble, throw to Lockett, in the league. No way.

As much as I dislike him, Tom Brady's record is going to be hard to beat. He's 21-8 in the playoff's. Wilson has a lot of work to do to catch up to that.

Originally Posted by timmyb

As much as I dislike him, Tom Brady's record is going to be hard to beat. He's 21-8 in the playoff's. Wilson has a lot of work to do to catch up to that.

I agree he is going to hard to beat... that being said Wilson is 7-2 and off to a good start but 21 playoff wins is something that will be hard to beat especially considering he has more wins left in him. I am not a Patriots fan but you have to give props to Belichick and Brady as arguably one of the best combos to ever play the game.

Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes

Oh just a little fun fact: Russell Wilson has now 7 playoff wins. The most by any QB since he's entered the league.
And just think 31 other teams had a chance to draft him. No other QB makes that bad snap, scramble, throw to Lockett, in the league. No way.

Gotta admit that scramble/throw to Lockett was unbelievable.

Originally Posted by markj

Gotta admit that scramble/throw to Lockett was unbelievable.

Wow. Thanks Mark, is that the first positive Hawks post ever from you?

Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes

Wow. Thanks Mark, is that the first positive Hawks post ever from you?

No, I love me some hawks (not really) and hey it was one play so don't get too excited. Remember, I used to root for the hawks until the Pete Carroll years. I've been to 3-4 games. Not long after Sherman and his mouth arrived, I bailed for good.

What do you call a luke warm fan who bailed AS the team became successful? That's like an opposite bandwagoner. Maybe Brad can expend some of that energy figuring that label out. I'll allow him to skip one Ritalin pill in exchange for an answer.

Here's one for you hawk fans: I (on purpose) recorded one of those 1/2 hour shows (can't remember the title) about where they have the recorders planted on a specific player (in this case Sherman). I watched in an effort (actually hoping) to see if there was ANY redeeming value to him since he's recently been promoting himself as this philanthropic master. I had to turn the show off before it ended because I couldn't take it any longer. I feared ruining my TV in anger. The guy is nothing more than a big mouthed, classless, punk. I don't care how much he tells us he's helping whatever cause or foundation or how good he is on the field. He's a piece of human compost in my mind.

Originally Posted by markj

No, I love me some hawks (not really) and hey it was one play so don't get too excited. Remember, I used to root for the hawks until the Pete Carroll years. I've been to 3-4 games. Not long after Sherman and his mouth arrived, I bailed for good.

What do you call a luke warm fan who bailed AS the team became successful? That's like an opposite bandwagoner. Maybe Brad can expend some of that energy figuring that label out. I'll allow him to skip one Ritalin pill in exchange for an answer.

Here's one for you hawk fans: I (on purpose) recorded one of those 1/2 hour shows (can't remember the title) about where they have the recorders planted on a specific player (in this case Sherman). I watched in an effort (actually hoping) to see if there was ANY redeeming value to him since he's recently been promoting himself as this philanthropic master. I had to turn the show off before it ended because I couldn't take it any longer. I feared ruining my TV in anger. The guy is nothing more than a big mouthed, classless, punk. I don't care how much he tells us he's helping whatever cause or foundation or how good he is on the field. He's a piece of human compost in my mind.

So you stopped liking the hawks because of shermans mouth and you are now a 49ers fan?? Guess you like criminals more than big mouths?

Hawks D has allowed 1 TD in the last 24 quarters on the road. 0 yesterday so to say it was all luck is inaccurate. I said the missed kick was fortunate for us but the rest of the game that the D played was excellent.

brad,
Robert won't bet you anyway. He knows the Hawks are headed to the SB again.

^^^ I agree, personally I rarely participate, but love reading this thread, and as a Hawks fan it would lose it's flare losing such a closet Hawk fan

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheHerd/s...602620416?s=04

Nuff said.

Originally Posted by seattle

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheHerd/s...602620416?s=04

Nuff said.

Awesome!

"You're a fanboy." Classic.

Actually my wife is hoping I lose this bet. Lol

It's like a Rocky stradegy. The one who can take the most hits and keep coming for more will outlast their opponent.

Originally Posted by cwb4me

It's like a Rocky stradegy. The one who can take the most hits and keep coming for more will outlast their opponent.

Can't root for you over the Hawks but if you go, I'm probably done too.

Does anyone remember the story told by the sergeant about the big bull and the little bull (pretty sure they were bulls) up on the knoll in the movie "Colors"? Brad is clearly the little bull and despite being somewhat chastised both directly and indirectly, he still doesn't get it. Poor guy.....

So Brad, one day there were two bulls sitting on a knoll overlooking a herd of heifers and the little bull says to the big bull.............

Originally Posted by markj

Does anyone remember the story told by the sergeant about the big bull and the little bull (pretty sure they were bulls) up on the knoll in the movie "Colors"? Brad is clearly the little bull and despite being somewhat chastised both directly and indirectly, he still doesn't get it. Poor guy.....

So Brad, one day there were two bulls sitting on a knoll overlooking a herd of heifers and the little bull says to the big bull.............

I assume in this "story" you are one of the heifers and Bobby is the big bull?

Originally Posted by r33pwrd

I assume in this "story" you are one of the heifers and Bobby is the big bull?

Weak. Go sit in the corner.

Ok, this thread is off the rails. Let's get it back on track:

The Cowboys have sucked for the last 20 years. Romo can't win games that matter, and he's made of glass. Time to head for the broadcast booth. However, he was banging "Daisy Duke" era Jessica Simpson, so he's still a stud.

The Niner's are a four alarm dumpster fire. Ownership is ruining a great franchise.

The Seahawks are still playing football, and I think they will go into Carolina and leave Cam with the MVP trophy as his only hardware this year.

Ouch! That hurt. Does anyone have a bandaid?