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seattle 08-09-2018 5:14 PM

2018 Smack Talking Thread
 
Post up bitches!

Aaaaaaaaaand.


SEAHAWKS!

Stazi 08-09-2018 5:39 PM

Get back to me when those overpaid assclowns stop disrespecting the American flag.

83Starsnstripes 08-15-2018 3:44 PM

Only a few more weeks to go! SEA......HAWKS!!!!

markj 08-15-2018 5:56 PM

I love how enthusiastic you chicken fans are to be back where you belong: anonymous and fighting for third place in the NFC west.

83Starsnstripes 08-16-2018 2:58 PM

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Originally Posted by markj (Post 1979855)
I love how enthusiastic you chicken fans are to be back where you belong: anonymous and fighting for third place in the NFC west.

LOL. Calling us chickens when you won't take my bets. Bock Bock Bock!

markj 08-16-2018 3:23 PM

Bets? What bets? Pretty sure it was you who I bet last year. I lost, paid the bet and have photographic proof so THERE!:p

markj 08-16-2018 3:24 PM

I donated $50 to a Chrohn's disease charity. I'll never forget it because they won't stop sending me junk mail! GRR:mad:

markj 08-16-2018 3:27 PM

I'll go double that (that's $100 to you Seattle fans) and bet you the Niners will sweep both games against the Chickens this season.

83Starsnstripes 08-17-2018 9:39 AM

^^Deal! $100 for my charity or $100 to yours if the Whiners sweep. Can't wait!

83Starsnstripes 08-17-2018 9:40 AM

Just a shame the Whiners now have the most hated Seahawk ever. LOL.

sidekicknicholas 08-17-2018 11:19 AM

My thoughts based on a week of preseason:

* If Rodgers stays healthy, the Packers average like 35 ppg

* If AB, Bell, or Big Ben goes down in Pittsburgh the Browns can win that division

* Not sure anyone in the AFC beats New England again.

* NFC wildcard race is going to be a mess

markj 08-17-2018 2:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes (Post 1979930)
Just a shame the Whiners now have the most hated Seahawk ever. LOL.

Just a shame you're gonna lose $100 along with any and all semblance of team pride.

83Starsnstripes 09-08-2018 11:50 AM

Week 1 Picks:
Missed Eagles/Falcons so mark it zero!

Steelers/Browns - Browns! Shock the world!
Bengals/Colts - Colts! Luck is back baby!
Titans/Fins - Titans
49ers/Vikes - Vikes remind everyone the 49ers stink.
Texans/Pats - Pats in a close one. This game is going to be great!
Bucs/Saints - Saints roll, Bucs are awful.
Jags/GMen - Jags but GMen show signs of life.
Bills/Ravens - Ravens by 50. Bills will play three QBs in this one.
KC/Bolts - KC
Hawks/Ponies - HAWKS!! RW starts his MVP campaign.
DC/Cards - DC wins in an ugly one. Peterson has something to prove.
Boyz/Pantherz - Cam goes ham on Dem Boyz. Panthers.
Bears/Pack - GB by a mile.
Jets/Lions - Ugh do I have to pick this one? Lions I guess.
Rams/Raiders - Raiders win the battle of Cali. Lynch vs Gurley should be fun to watch.

Get your popcorn ready!

meathead65 09-09-2018 1:06 PM

Hey Mark...... JimmyG finally plays in a game that matters.....and gags like his pornstar girlfriend on a screen test.

deuce 09-09-2018 4:24 PM

Nice win Broncos!!! 1-0 is better than 0-1. Long season, but nice start!

markj 09-09-2018 6:34 PM

Yep and the Seahawks did just as predicted...

83Starsnstripes 09-10-2018 9:22 AM

Not a bad first game for Jimmy G 3 picks and 2 TDs, just too bad he threw that 2nd TD to the wrong team. LOL.
Video of Sherman getting cooked is going viral. Looks like everything is going to plan in Santa Clara.

Meanwhile in the beautiful PNW we can't win without Baldwin. They need to pay Earl. And KJ Wright can't get back soon enough. We had a chance to win in Denver but bad defense followed by worse offense couldn't get it done. Not worried since every team in the NFC West will be 0-1 after today.

And...of course the Cowboys lost. Looks like Dez got out just in time;)

onlyinboards 09-10-2018 10:20 AM

Chiefs go 1-0... is Mahommes for real?

sidekicknicholas 09-10-2018 12:00 PM

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is Mahommes for real?
He looked damn good.... I think he is good enough to make the playoffs with the rest of that team.

... Aaron Rodgers is a God in Wisconsin.

83Starsnstripes 09-10-2018 5:45 PM

^^Chiefs have some serious talent on offense. Just too bad they will be one and done in the playoffs. Andy Reid.

ord27 09-11-2018 7:48 AM

Rogers is a football god
very entertaining

Cowboys look horrible. This is getting very tiresome

onlyinboards 09-11-2018 9:06 AM

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Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes (Post 1980453)
^^Chiefs have some serious talent on offense. Just too bad they will be one and done in the playoffs. Andy Reid.

it's pretty brutal... .regular season you get so excited... only to be let down over and over again.

83Starsnstripes 09-11-2018 9:51 AM

Rams looked good last night. Gurley is a stud.

83Starsnstripes 09-13-2018 3:53 PM

Ravens get the win tonight. I just can't pick the Bungals.

ord27 09-17-2018 7:14 AM

Cowboys looked half way decent for part of the game.

The call on Clay Mathews was a terrible call and changed the outcome. The NFL should be ashamed. Second week in a row that the refs have changed the outcome of a game.

If the DB's are going to have to pull up and play flag football, then the refs need to call the play dead sooner, and not allow QB's that are strong enough to fight through an arm tackle to scramble after their "flag football flag" has been pulled

83Starsnstripes 09-17-2018 9:40 AM

^^Not sure if the Cowboys are good or if the Giants are really that bad.

Saw that call on Clay, awful. The NFL is definitely changing and I'm not sure if it's for the better. Who would have thought that Mahomes and Fitz would be the talk of the NFL this year.

onlyinboards 09-18-2018 8:35 AM

pretty quiet around here today :)

83Starsnstripes 09-18-2018 9:48 AM

Surprised the Hawk haters haven't come out of the woodwork yet. I figured there would be a bunch of Hawk trash on here by now. The NFL really has dropped off.

BTW Hawks were awful again. Defense is surprisingly keeping us in games with turnovers but RW and the offense just look asleep. Could be a long season.

markj 09-18-2018 11:41 AM

Poor Pete-the-Cheat had to spend a good part of the game watching his QB run for his life. You shehawk fans need to do an underwear check on your O-line and make sure it isn’t women out there protecting RW. Look on the bright side. At least your can warm your hands next to your dumpster fire on those cold, wet Seattle evenings. Lol

83Starsnstripes 09-19-2018 9:41 AM

^^That's the spirit Mark! Now that Seattle has the worst homeless problem in the country we have plenty of dumpster fires burning.

But I wouldn't go around beating your chest quite yet considering the Whiners escaped in Santa Clara against one of the worst teams in the league. If Stafford can throw all over the 49ers just think what Mahomes and KC will do.

markj 09-19-2018 3:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes (Post 1980744)
^^That's the spirit Mark! Now that Seattle has the worst homeless problem in the country we have plenty of dumpster fires burning.

But I wouldn't go around beating your chest quite yet considering the Whiners escaped in Santa Clara against one of the worst teams in the league. If Stafford can throw all over the 49ers just think what Mahomes and KC will do.

Yep. I've seen that problem in person myself and the worst one is inside The Clink.


Yeah I was thinking the same things...

ord27 09-21-2018 10:41 AM

dilly dilly Cleveland

dilly dilly

83Starsnstripes 09-22-2018 11:21 AM

Hawks over Dallas tomorrow!

83Starsnstripes 09-24-2018 10:00 AM

Hmmm no comments?!?!?! Hawks dominate Dallas again on a beautiful sunny day in the Great PNW. Sean "Soft" Lee couldn't finish the game again in Seattle. Hawks run it down their throat, Dak was on his back, and RW threw it all over the yard.

Meanwhile in Santa Clara the ship is sinking. Jimmy G looks to be done, and Sherman is already out for 2-3 weeks (probably more).

It's a great Monday;)

ord27 09-24-2018 11:40 AM

yea. Hawks looked much better this week. Dallas is going to have a very long season (but not past December)

onlyinboards 09-24-2018 12:22 PM

My man Mahomes keeps rolling!

denverd1 09-24-2018 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by onlyinboards (Post 1980948)
My man Mahomes keeps rolling!

he's a baller. Grew up around here, been fun watching him go from HS player to a top QB in the league. KC's got an arsenal and with him in the pocket, they're a serious threat.

ord27 09-24-2018 3:28 PM

agreed. tech alum here

onlyinboards 10-01-2018 1:50 PM

Well, looks like Earl Thomas won't be joining the Chiefs now :(

markj 10-01-2018 9:15 PM

Looks like I may need to be looking for my favorite charity soon... Torn ACL's are a beezie... Been there...

Although there's still hope...

seattle 10-05-2018 10:35 AM

Well this weekend will either be a huge emotional win showing we still got heart or an azz whoopin. To be honest I have no idea which one it will be.

I can see the Hawks trying to control time of possession by running the ball and grinding. This is scary if we don't get off to a good start with some balance and play option. One thing the Rams showed last week was their defense is suspect big time. They may have won the game but the Vikings shredded them in both running and passing.

Go Hawks!

83Starsnstripes 10-06-2018 10:20 AM

Tomorrow will be fun. Hawks vs Rams for the top of the NFC West. It must be fun to be a LA sports fan right now. Dodgers in the playoffs, Lakers got LBJ, and Rams are balling.

GO HAWKS!

onlyinboards 10-08-2018 7:34 AM

Sorry Hawks, no dice.... but the Chiefs just keep rolling! Bring on the Pats!

83Starsnstripes 10-08-2018 9:31 AM

That one hurt. Good to see we could go toe to toe with the Rams but in the end we just didn't have enough to get it done.

Meanwhile looks like the toilet bowl of the NFC West goes to the Cards. Mark better start saving up your charity money;)

markj 10-11-2018 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes (Post 1981435)
. Mark better start saving up your charity money;)


Nooo!

83Starsnstripes 10-11-2018 12:31 PM

^^^LOL. Now that the sting of the Rams game as worn off a bit, I'm pretty excited about this Hawks team. Running game is finally back, the new LOB has some play makers, Frank Clark is turning into an elite pass rusher, we just need better play out of our front 7.

Looking forward to seeing Lynch again. Love that guy!

ord27 10-12-2018 9:21 AM

even with the negatives that surround the NFL, they have managed to pull off the seemingly impossible....disparity
Browns are relevant, the Chiefs and Rams are undefeated, and each week there is an exciting game or two that comes down to the final drive

I've never been one to boycott. Even though my Cowboys suck, I'm enjoying the crap out of this season

83Starsnstripes 10-15-2018 9:20 AM

Hawks get the easy win in the UK. The Raiders are awful.

Watched a little of that Pats/Chiefs game, Mahomes is awesome. 2017 QB Draft class is looking pretty good now, Trubiski, Mahomes, and Watson.

Looking forward to see how bad the 49ers lose tonight. I'm guessing GB hangs 30+ on them. Rodgers is going to torch Sherman just to teach him a lesson.

onlyinboards 10-15-2018 10:08 AM

Not even mad about losing to the GOAT in Foxboro on a last minute drive... The Chiefs lost but they are for real.

83Starsnstripes 10-15-2018 10:37 AM

^^until the playoffs;)

Hill's last TD catch was very impressive. that dude has wheels!!

ord27 10-16-2018 7:54 AM

Aaron Rogers is some sort of a God. That's the only explanation that there is

true greatness

seattle 10-18-2018 8:42 AM

Hawks have a bye this week then a few very winnable games. Now we just need to focus on wild card qualifications and hope the Rams cool off a bit. We seem to be jelling pretty damn well right now and I can't wait for an LA rematch down the road.

onlyinboards 10-18-2018 9:22 AM

Chiefs vs Hawks 12/23... that will be a nice little Christmas gift for me :)

seattle 10-18-2018 9:45 AM

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Ha!

Chiefs are second only to The Boys when it comes to falling apart in Dec.

onlyinboards 10-18-2018 9:49 AM

But this year is different!!! I swear!

83Starsnstripes 10-18-2018 10:37 AM

Cowboys are 3-3 now, I'm just waiting for their fans to jump back on the bandwagon until December when it will go off a cliff.

markj 10-18-2018 1:45 PM

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Originally Posted by 83Starsnstripes (Post 1981681)
Cowboys are 3-3 now, I'm just waiting for their fans to jump back on the bandwagon until December when it will go off a cliff.

Yeah wheres Robert? Im still here when my team is circling the drain and Im on my way to losing another bet.:banghead:

83Starsnstripes 10-20-2018 9:31 AM

^^Not sure where Robert is. Hope he's living it up somewhere. Miss that guy.

markj 10-21-2018 11:48 PM

Chiefs continue to look amazing. Only problem is Ronald McDonald keeps calling. He wants his clothes back.

onlyinboards 10-22-2018 6:48 AM

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uniforms? Are you hawks fans really going there???

83Starsnstripes 10-22-2018 9:59 AM

^^LOL. I think you just called Mark a Hawks fan. He wishes;)

Those green uniforms were awful. Hopefully they learned their lesson. Meanwhile Cowboys and 49ers both lose during a Hawks bye week. Doesn't get any better than that.

markj 10-22-2018 2:30 PM

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Originally Posted by onlyinboards (Post 1981756)
uniforms? Are you hawks fans really going there???

Me a hawks fan??? :eek: Thems fightin words!

If I was like a hawks fan, I’d just hop on the Chiefs bandwagon right now and act like I was a fan for years.

83Starsnstripes 10-22-2018 3:46 PM

^^I feel like you are insinuating there have been bandwagon 12s?!?!?! How dare you!!!

Unfortunately, you are right. A lot of 49er fans have become Seahawk fans since 2012;) Plus you all keep moving up here too.

polarbill 10-29-2018 9:14 AM

Oh man, havent posted (or looked probably) on wake world for probably 5 years. For some reason was thinking about this thread and had to see if it is still going for 2018. It is great to see it is and good to see Darren/cliff holding it down for the Hawks.

Go Hawks!

83Starsnstripes 10-29-2018 9:45 AM

Always holding it down here.
Another Sunday another Hawks win. Dominating in Detroit. Micheal Dickson will be ROY.

Oh good to see the dumpster in Santa Clara is flaming hot. Worst record in the NFL. LOL!!!

polarbill 10-29-2018 9:55 AM

I heard a Stat this morning. Hawks are number 1 in the nfc or nfl in red zone efficiency.

markj 10-29-2018 10:04 AM

Man I really thought the Niners would have the chickens' record and the chickens would have the Niners' record this season. I woulda even put money on it. Oh wait, I DID put money on it.:banghead:

onlyinboards 10-29-2018 11:10 AM

Chiefs still rolling... sweeping the Donkeys during the regular season is a nice touch too.

83Starsnstripes 11-01-2018 9:23 AM

Toilet Bowl of the Bay tonight. I'm predicting a tie. Both teams are garbage.

ord27 11-05-2018 5:22 PM

well. my Cowboys nation has finally ranked #1 at something. I'm both not surprised and a bit skeptical at the same time.

I mean, Philly did not make their top 10....hmmmmm

http://thechive.com/2018/11/05/new-s...est-12-photos/

markj 11-05-2018 10:23 PM

Hey well my team won the Toilet Bowl so suck on that y'all!

ord27 11-07-2018 10:16 AM

Dez finally got a job. I'm thinking that he ought to do well with Drew Brees throwing the ball to him.

Heck, I might could catch a few balls with Brees being able to place them right where they need placed

83Starsnstripes 11-08-2018 11:03 AM

I was shocked it took Dez this long to get a job. He's the only "Cowboy" making the post season this year. What a dumpster fire in Dallas right now. I miss Robert.

That team had the best O line in the league just two years ago now it looks like they will be blowing the whole team up again.

meathead65 11-09-2018 8:43 AM

This thread used to be the most fun thread on the board..... passionate sparring between passionate fans. This year it’s dead. Guess the self important “I’m smarter than you and I will go to every extreme to display what a pompous asswad I am” group that pushed the Trump thread to 10k posts have won.

markj 11-09-2018 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by meathead65 (Post 1982497)
This thread used to be the most fun thread on the board..... passionate sparring between passionate fans. This year its dead. Guess the self important Im smarter than you and I will go to every extreme to display what a pompous asswad I am group that pushed the Trump thread to 10k posts have won.

Actually, this thread was mostly bandwagon, wannabe-dynasty-having Shehawk fans squawking and fluffing their own feathers to Niners fans. Now, since they've rightfully and predictably sunken back to relative anonymity, the bandwagon sits rusting in the back 40. The Trump thread is the same thread as this one. It's just a different subject matter.

83Starsnstripes 11-09-2018 2:49 PM

^^LOL. Speak up Mark. It's hard to hear you when you are yelling from the basement of the NFC West.

ord27 11-09-2018 3:59 PM

sounds like Dez tore his achilles today. I was really looking forward to seeing if he had anything to offer the game

markj 11-09-2018 4:23 PM

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Originally Posted by 83starsnstripes (Post 1982532)
^^lol. Speak up mark. It's hard to hear you when you are yelling from the basement of the nfc west.

i said....... Lol

onlyinboards 11-12-2018 8:00 AM

Chiefs still rolling and Mahomes still breaking records!

First player to throw for over 3,000 yards in his first ten games
Most touchdown passes thrown through first three career games (10)
Most touchdown passes thrown through first two games of a season (10)
Most touchdown passes thrown through first three games of a season (13)
Most touchdown passes thrown through first eight career games (22)
Most touchdown passes thrown through first ten games of a season (29)
Youngest quarterback to throw for six touchdowns in a game (22 years, 364 days)
Most consecutive 300-plus passing yard games (tied at 8)

Chiefs franchise records
Most touchdown passes thrown in a game: 6 (tied)
Most touchdown passes in a season: 31 (2018)

onlyinboards 11-13-2018 1:42 PM

Field in Mexico City so bad MNF is moved to LA. Thank god, we would have seen a mass revolt from players and fans if any of those stars were injured on that crap field!


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